The Art of talking out of your ass, chapter 23:
via thedailywhat:
This Is Terrible, You Should Watch It of the Day: FACT: 100% of all children exposed to the wicca teachings of JK Rowling and her cleverly disguised devil-worshiping handbooks will eventually participate in sinful witchcraft ceremonies only to become sorely disillusioned when they arrive at the realization that magic isn’t real.
[eit.]