The Art of talking out of your ass, chapter 23:

via thedailywhat:

This Is Terrible, You Should Watch It of the Day: FACT: 100% of all children exposed to the wicca teachings of JK Rowling and her cleverly disguised devil-worshiping handbooks will eventually participate in sinful witchcraft ceremonies only to become sorely disillusioned when they arrive at the realization that magic isn’t real.

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April 11, 2010   246 notes   Comments

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  1. you-bow-to-no-one reblogged this from textbookenigmatic and added:
    WTF?! Dark Arts? They’re fighting it TARD! Fucking retarded this is. And it’s not defence against the arts teacher, he’s...
  2. the-cyclopes-are-watching reblogged this from mysticbluemonkey and added:
    I like how she says it’s beautifully written. ^^
  3. wentzizzlesizzle reblogged this from iandsharman and added:
    LOL, “We know there’s such a thing as possession because ‘Voltemor’ possesses the defence against the dark arts...
  4. militanttrash reblogged this from thedailywhat
  5. oldchutney reblogged this from thedailywhat
  6. size18skinnyjeans reblogged this from thedailywhat
  7. ifisaidwhatiwasthinking reblogged this from dubiousmerchant and added:
    Wawawawaaaa I actually did davel in wicca long after reading harry potter books, yet Circle Square Ranch full on brain...
  8. plasticpiranha reblogged this from increasedentropy and added:
    WHOA HUH WHEN DID THEY SUCK A UNICORN? I forgot everything about Harry Potter because I stopped at #4 and only enjoyed...
  9. hmstewart reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    is real life, Internet. NOT A JOKE. HARRY POTTER IS EVIL.
  10. zsasz reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    “Wands, robes, owls, LATIN WORDS”
  11. friendofgum reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Harry Potter’s lightning bolt is a mark...occult… so widely, in fact,
  12. mitziaurelia reblogged this from joellamarano and added:
    Just bought my wand a couple of months ago so I guess I’m on the right track
  13. lindatttt reblogged this from thedailywhat
  14. youcantcomplain reblogged this from joellamarano and added:
    Goddamn, & people wonder why i’m so evil ?
  15. frigginflamingfawkes reblogged this from theatomicboom and added:
    ‘Robes’ Oh no! Children will think its OK to wear robes now *Shakeshead* This is not good. Next thing kids will have pet...
  16. ofgeography reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Owls! Robes! Latin words!
  17. wickedwitchofthewest reblogged this from thedailywhat
  18. katchin05 reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    Welp, raise your hand if you’re going...hell! [Wait, Robes
  19. increasedentropy reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    CHILDREN BEING INTERESTED IN LATIN WORDS? THE HORROR THE HORROR I don’t understand, why are
  20. somevelvet-morning reblogged this from theatomicboom and added:
    i-im … going to …. HELL ?!?! fuck.
  21. perceptualize reblogged this from theatomicboom and added:
    mindlesszombie:thedailywhat: This Is Terrible, You Should Watch It of the Day: FACT: 100% of all children exposed to the...
  22. shoreofmysubconscious reblogged this from theatomicboom and added:
    Harry Potter doesn’t make your children into crazy devil worshippers who hate everyone. However, your shitty parenting...
  23. theatomicboom reblogged this from light-my-way-out and added:
    You really gotta love the religious freaks, eh? Reading Harry Potter doesn’t turn kids into evil beings, there’s no...
  24. elikapeka reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    those dangerous Latin words turned me into...terrible devil worshiper
  25. sofacouch13 reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    really? are you kidding?
  26. monstermau reblogged this from thedailywhat
  27. reversecentaur reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    spreading the good word about these evil books. i’d also like...take this opportunity to...

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